People Won’t Stop Telling Me I Smell Good

While your fragrance will ultimately become personalized (thanks to those pheromones and Iso E Super) Liquid London offers three options, and they smell incredible: For Her is a blend of sandalwood, jasmine, vanilla, bergamot, and mango; For Him features notes of mint, pepper, bergamot, rose, and sandalwood; and For Everyone offers a mix of juniper, pine, vanilla, bergamot, pepper, amber, sandalwood, and orris root. I’m really into For Him – and so is seemingly everyone who walks by me! It’s hard for me to get from point A to point B without being stopped, and I don’t always have time for that.

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I’m Going On Way Too Many Dates

As it turns out, the science behind Liquid London is legit. Know how many times someone approached me and asked me out before I started wearing Liquid London? Zero. And yet somehow I seem to have date after date lined up with people who have approached me – get this – in the wild. On the one hand it’s kind of amazing, but on the other, I don’t know how to juggle dating several people at once…

All My Friends Ask To Borrow My Cologne

My friends regularly come to me for recommendations, and – don’t get me wrong – I love giving them a sample of their next favorite thing. But at this rate, I’m going to need to order multiple bottles at once! On the bright side, it’s a gift anyone will love, so my life has become a lot easier in the gifting department.

My Self Confidence Is Off The Charts

At this point I’m a little worried about my ego. I pride myself on being a humble person, but I feel like I’ve recently gained superpowers and I’m still figuring out how to use them appropriately. Am I being dramatic? Sure, a bit, but this stuff really is that good. In all seriousness I do recommend it – but prepare yourself for a lot of attention when you hit that ‘checkout’ button.